1. Week 12 rolls round and you finally realise how much work you actually have to do
2. You look at your exam timetable and you remember how much it sucks
3. You start looking at your previous marks to figure out just how many marks you need to pass
4. You’re guaranteed to have at least one meltdown
5. Your teachers won’t let you forget how important this exam is
6. When your parents ask how your studying is going
7. When your friends have finished all of their subjects and you haven’t
8. When you start taking your stress levels out on innocent people
9. And your family begins to avoid you and your tantrums
10. When you crash diet and eat everything in sight
11. When you begin seriously consider leaving the country
12. You start to consider the pros of becoming a checkout chick
13. Cramming the night before
14. Your brain reaches capacity
15. You give in to the fact that there is nothing more you can do
16. The morning of your exam
17. Trying to find a car park before your exam stresses you out even more
18. Getting frisked for cheat notes before going into the exam
19. Feeling the eyes of the exam monitors on you
20. When the essay question is the same as your practice essay
21. Walking out of the exam room like
22. And you go straight for the liquor cabinet
